BOY STOP?!?!

I'm sorry but i jus have to post this convo between me and this boy on facebook. I don't get boys...wat is really wrong wit them. I swear they mental. I haven't talked 2 this boy in TWO YEARS and this is wat he come at me wit:

Dumb Nigga:

September 29 at 6:04pm

How have u been?

Cristal Nicole:

September 29 at 7:21pm

wow...i been good...u?

Dumb Nigga:

September 29 at 10:53pm

Im doing fine. Surprised bout sumthin?

Cristal Nicole:

September 29 at 11:38pm

lol...wateva...u kno wat im surprised about...wat made u write me??

Dumb Nigga:

September 30 at 1:55am

It was weird but i was thinkin bout u

Cristal Nicole:

September 30 at 7:43am

aww u was thinkin about me lol...why is that weird? lol so wat were u thinkin about

Dumb Nigga:

September 30 at 2:54pm

Jus wondering what u had been up to. Was wondering y we couldnt get along when i no i liked u. Also was wonderin how the celibate life was. All that!

Cristal Nicole

September 30 at 6:56pm

lol...all that huh...i mean i been good. livin life as best i can and...i couldn't tell u why we aint get along i guess we were jus too alike...and as far as the celibacy thing...well i have a boyfren so wateva u take from that

Dumb Nigga:

Today at 5:35am

Its time to cheat bcuz i wanna take u out

Cristal Nicole

Today at 7:56am

o wow {dumb nigga...lol}...i dont kno about that...im definitely not a cheater...and why do i have 2 cheat jus 4 u 2 take me out

I mean, seriously....wat be goin thru these dudes heads?!?! I need 2 kno now. 2 years and I dropped u..and now all of a sudden u want me 2 drop mah boo 4 u....lets use common sense now...really!!!!